Thursday, January 14, 2010

Where are your Records, Mr. Obama

I received this and thought this was very funny, but very true. Unfortunately, it appears that Barack Obama, legally, should not be President of the United States since he has never produced a copy of his birth certificate. The U.S. Constitution requires that any president of the United States be a natural born citizen of the United States. I received this, and thought it couldn't been said better.

Ah, sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir. Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "Not released" or "Not available." I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are I have them written down here somewhere -- oh wait. I'll just read it to you. Could you please help me find these things, Sir?
1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "Not available"
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available
9. Law practice client list -- Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11.. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
12. Record of your baptism -- Not available
13. Why your wife, Michelle, can no longer practice law as an attorney? (Insurance Fraud?
14. Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had one?
15. Why were you getting "foreign student aid" as a college student?
16. Which countries "passport" did you have when you visited Pakistan in 1981?
Oh and one more thing Mr. President, I can't seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me, Sir? Oh, but hey -- listen! I know you're busy! If this is too much for you right now -- I mean -- tell you what. I'll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you're busy. I'll just let myself out. I'll be back tomorrow..... And the day after. . .. What's that Mr. President? Who wants to know these things? We the People of the United States of America ! You know, the ones that vote.


smrstrauss said...

Re: "Which countries "passport" did you have when you visited Pakistan in 1981?"

That is easy to answer, a US passport. The myth that Pakistan was on a "no travel list" or banned US tourists is simply untrue.

We know that Obama had a US passport when he returned from Indonesian to the USA to attend High School. So he continued to use it when he went to Pakistan. He could not have had an Indonesian passport because both the Indonesian government and the US State Department have said that he was never a citizen of Indonesia.

SO, he never received aid as a foreign student because he was not a foreign student.

As for the other records, no president has released similar records.

smrstrauss said...

Re: "he has never produced a copy of his birth certificate."

Baloney! He has posted and shown to both Politifact and FactCheck the official birth certificate of Hawaii, which is now the only birth certificate that Hawaii sends out. It no longer sends out copies of the original birth certificate (

The Wall Street Journal commented: "Obama has already provided a legal birth certificate demonstrating that he was born in Hawaii. No one has produced any serious evidence to the contrary. Absent such evidence, it is unreasonable to deny that Obama has met the burden of proof. We know that he was born in Honolulu as surely as we know that Bill Clinton was born in Hope, Ark., or George W. Bush in New Haven, Conn."